grass catcher / parking lot

Note to Self:

You told yourself that you would not use the words "parking lot" or "grass catcher," but instead say "questions for a later time."  After all, it's sort-of a passive-aggressive device that says, "Either what you are saying is irrelevant and I don't want to talk about it or is really important and I am afraid to have the conversation."  Today you used those phrases twice - when there was neither a grass catcher or a parking lot nearby.  I know you are fond of metaphors, but you have to admit that there is a threshold on the cheesy factory and parking lot / grass catcher fits in the same semantic environment as synergy and team player.

Sincerely:
John