Google

Note to Self:

Google doesn't own your mind.  Although they now organize your e-mail, your documents and your calendar, Google is not your master.  They are the world's most powerful advertising agency.  So, don't give them free advertising by always inserting the word "Google" instead of "search."  You took it to a new level yesterday when you couldn't find your shoes and you said you'd have to Google it.  In fact, the minute Google knows where your shoes or keys or mojo have gone is the moment they know too much about your life.

Sincerely:
John