American Standard

Note to Self:

While it is perfectly acceptable to say, "I Googled that" or "hand me a Kleenex" or "I need a band-aid," there are some products that are not instantly recognizable by their brands.  Next time you visit a coffee shop, please don't ask to use their "American Standard."  You handled it well, my friend.  You avoided saying, "I need to pee on the American Standard," but you still let the brand name drop at the wrong time.  Just call it a toilet and the barista will be far less confused.

Sincerely,
John