Note to Self:
You are not a coffee enthusiast. You are an addict. No enthusiast wakes up in the morning with a single, solitary thought of consuming that which he is enthusiastic about. I have yet to see a stamp collector wake up early with the obsessive need to open a new package of stamps. You are not enthusiastic about coffee. You are dependent upon it in order to be enthusiastic about anything. Fortunately, it's a relatively tame addiction. If it were porn, it would kill your marriage. If it were meth, it would consume your life. You're safe with coffee. If everyone in a nation shares the same addiction, we get to call it something prettier like a "cultural norm." So, unless you join the LDS church, you might as well be transparent about your addiction to java.
Sincerely:
John
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